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naamahdarling:

fartgallery:

please listen to this kitten I met today

TRANSCRIPT:

Kitten: BEEPBEepbeepbeepbeepbeep.

People: *surprised and delighted laughter*

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— 6 years ago with 199816 notes

sharonsgf:

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

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— 6 years ago with 196722 notes

libertarirynn:

phantomrose96:

squidpop:

thejazzykittykat:

verbivore8642:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

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I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“

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— 6 years ago with 1297362 notes

brownbeartiny:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

i fucking hate this because it’s right

(Source: reddit.com, via teenytigress)

— 7 years ago with 144365 notes